Fuck Yeah Josh Lyman

CJ Cregg: Oh Josh?
Josh Lyman: Yeah?
CJ Cregg: The federal page of The Washington Post just called Carol to confirm that you’re the Josh Lyman who stated on an internet website that the White House could order a GAO review of anything it wants.
Josh Lyman: Without threatening the separation of powers is what I was saying.
CJ Cregg: You posted on a website?!
Josh Lyman: I was communicating with the people.
CJ Cregg: Really?
Josh Lyman: CJ, it’s a crazy place. It’s… it’s got this dictatorial leader who I’m sure wears a muumuu and chain smokes Parliaments.
CJ Cregg: What did you go there for in the first place?
Josh Lyman: It’s called LemonLyman.com
CJ Cregg: Let me explain something to you, this is sort of my field. The people on these sites: they’re the cast of One Flew Over the Cookoo’s Nest. The muumuu wearing Parliament smoker? That’s Nurse Ratched. When Nurse Ratched’s unhappy the patients are unhappy. You? You’re McMurphy! You swoop in there with your card games and your fishing trips…
Josh Lyman: I didn’t swoop in! I came in exactly the same way everybody else did.
CJ Cregg: Well, now I’m telling you to open the ward room window and climb on out before they give you a pre-frontal lobotomy and I have to smother you with a pillow.
Josh Lyman: You’re Chief Brom…
CJ Cregg: I’m Chief Bromden yes at this particular moment. I’m assigning an intern from the press office to that website. They’re going to check it every night before they go home. If they discover you’ve been there, I’m going to shove a motherboard so far up your ass…what?!
Josh Lyman: Well, technically, I outrank you…
CJ Cregg: So far up your ass!

(Source: aafarensis)