Good Lord, this show is hilarious.
CJ: That's 'cause every time we come up on a holiday you guys check out like seniors who are done with finals.
Toby: We are writing a very important Thanksgiving proclamation.
Sam: And possibly a new action-adventure series.
Toby: Nobody here has checked out.
Josh: [enters] Hey, I was just flipping a nickel in my office. Sixteen times in a row it came up tails.
westwingscreencaps: Josh: You know what, CJ, I think I’m the best judge of what I mean, you paranoid Berkely shiksa feminista! Well that was way too far. CJ: No, no. Well, I’ve got a staff meeting to go to and so do you, you elitest Harvard fascist missed-the-Dean’s-list-two-semesters-in-a-row yankee jackass! Josh: You feel better there CJ?
Josh is soooo getting some.
Josh: I'm saying when I walk out that door I'm booking plane tickets.
Amy: I'm saying when I walk out that door I'm buying new bikinis.
Josh: ~I'm walking fast now!
They work at the White House.
mutetroubadour: It’s a decent sized whoop.
Life on Mars (4.21)
Josh: What the hell are you doing?
Donna: I'm sorry, but this bird has been sitting here tapping on the window for, I'm not kidding, I don't know how long, but a long time. I've lost track cause I'm moving into certain phases of dementia with this thing.
Josh: Well, let me get rid of it.
Donna: No. No, no, no, no.
Donna: What are you going to do?
Josh: I'm gonna scare him away.
Donna: It's not nice.
Josh: I'm not going to hurt him. I'm just -
Donna: No, come on, he's a bird. He's not bothering anybody.
Josh: In a second he's going to be bothering me, right?
You've got a face for a smile, you know.: 01.... →
zingandpep: And really, it’s no competition. I’ll admit Sam Seaborn was a close second, but as much as I love Sam and his lovely awkwardness, Josh just takes the cake. He’s brilliant at his job and is just so intelligent but at the same time, constantly can be so charming and witty and you just have to…
Guys, my Josh Lyman obsession is out of control right now. I just re-watched Noël…what a fantastic piece of television. If you feel so inclined, please leave me youtube links to your favorite Josh moments so that I can continue to feed my obsession.
Josh Lyman: C.J. had emergency root canal surgery at noon and so wasn't able to do the briefing.
President Bartlet: Who did?
Josh: I did.
President Bartlet: Oh God.