Fuck Yeah Josh Lyman

I drink from the keg of glory, Donna. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land
  • Josh Lyman: Could you possibly get us some dried leaves?
  • Donna Moss: Yeah, I'll just run out to the forest and be right back [leaves room].
  • Sam Seaborn: You know what?
  • Josh Lyman: You think she was being sarcastic?
  • Sam Seaborn: Yeah. I don't think she's getting the leaves.
  • Josh Lyman: You know what we could use?
  • Sam Seaborn: Newspaper.
  • Josh Lyman: See, this is what I'm talking about. This is teamwork.
  • Sam Seaborn: It really is.

See, we crossed over from Unionville to Dearborn County which doesn’t observe Daylight Saving Time.

I think it’s the other way around, genius.

(Source: brattyhalfpint)

The West Wing S01E17 "The White House Pro-Am"

  • Josh: This, right here ... this is why you have a reputation as a pain in the ass.
  • Toby: I cultivated that reputation.
  • Josh: Could I get you to try harder in there?
  • Toby: Sure, cause right now I'm not trying at all.

Yeah, he thinks I have an irrational fear of rectangles. That’s not weird, right?

— Josh Lyman, The West Wing (via mjg923)

(Source: larshella)

hypotheticalcoffee:

"Heinrich Breckengruber on the Art and Artistry of Alpine Skiing."
"It’s got a moulted calf cover and original drab boards."
"I don’t know what to say."
"I wrote a note inside.  Don’t get emotional.  Donna, don’t get … You know, let’s try and maintain some sort of— "

(The West Wing, 1x10, In Excelsis Deo)