Fuck Yeah Josh Lyman

I drink from the keg of glory, Donna. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land

See, we crossed over from Unionville to Dearborn County which doesn’t observe Daylight Saving Time.

I think it’s the other way around, genius.

(Source: brattyhalfpint)

The West Wing S01E17 "The White House Pro-Am"

  • Josh: This, right here ... this is why you have a reputation as a pain in the ass.
  • Toby: I cultivated that reputation.
  • Josh: Could I get you to try harder in there?
  • Toby: Sure, cause right now I'm not trying at all.

Yeah, he thinks I have an irrational fear of rectangles. That’s not weird, right?

— Josh Lyman, The West Wing (via mjg923)

(Source: larshella)

hypotheticalcoffee:

"Heinrich Breckengruber on the Art and Artistry of Alpine Skiing."
"It’s got a moulted calf cover and original drab boards."
"I don’t know what to say."
"I wrote a note inside.  Don’t get emotional.  Donna, don’t get … You know, let’s try and maintain some sort of— "

(The West Wing, 1x10, In Excelsis Deo)

  • Leo: Andrew Jackson, in the main foyer of the White House, had a two ton block of cheese.
  • Josh: And a Wheat Thin the size of Lake Tahoe.
  • - The West Wing, 2x16