- Josh Lyman: Could you possibly get us some dried leaves?
- Donna Moss: Yeah, I'll just run out to the forest and be right back [leaves room].
- Sam Seaborn: You know what?
- Josh Lyman: You think she was being sarcastic?
- Sam Seaborn: Yeah. I don't think she's getting the leaves.
- Josh Lyman: You know what we could use?
- Sam Seaborn: Newspaper.
- Josh Lyman: See, this is what I'm talking about. This is teamwork.
- Sam Seaborn: It really is.
The West Wing S01E17 "The White House Pro-Am"
- Josh: This, right here ... this is why you have a reputation as a pain in the ass.
- Toby: I cultivated that reputation.
- Josh: Could I get you to try harder in there?
- Toby: Sure, cause right now I'm not trying at all.
I’m so sick of Congress I could vomit.
—Josh Lyman (via idontwannawrestle)