Fuck Yeah Josh Lyman

I drink from the keg of glory, Donna. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land

The West Wing S01E17 "The White House Pro-Am"

  • Josh: This, right here ... this is why you have a reputation as a pain in the ass.
  • Toby: I cultivated that reputation.
  • Josh: Could I get you to try harder in there?
  • Toby: Sure, cause right now I'm not trying at all.

Yeah, he thinks I have an irrational fear of rectangles. That’s not weird, right?

— Josh Lyman, The West Wing (via mjg923)


"Heinrich Breckengruber on the Art and Artistry of Alpine Skiing."
"It’s got a moulted calf cover and original drab boards."
"I don’t know what to say."
"I wrote a note inside.  Don’t get emotional.  Donna, don’t get … You know, let’s try and maintain some sort of— "

(The West Wing, 1x10, In Excelsis Deo)

  • Leo: Andrew Jackson, in the main foyer of the White House, had a two ton block of cheese.
  • Josh: And a Wheat Thin the size of Lake Tahoe.
  • - The West Wing, 2x16

West Wing Quote of the Day

  • Josh: Why don't we just give the $60 billion to North Korea in exchange for not bombing us?
  • Bartlet: It's almost hard to believe that you're not on the National Security Council.
  • Josh: I know, I feel like they're missing an important voice.